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September 8th, 2005
11:57 am - yea i dont really ned this thing do i? wats my last post like a year ago, fuck it wevber. its 10 in th emorning. logan and i decided to celebrate a week of being well awesome i guess by haveing a few beers. so i started drunk at 10 thi smorning. this tour is the greatest fucking thing ever, words dont realy describe to be honest. im pretty much the happiest most stokd dude in the world. like 8 shows left with obituary, gonna be a really hard time leaving those amazing ppl. i look up to those dudes alot, to be doing what theyre doing at that age and only getting bigger. and being so fucking nice, u can honestly tell they have a passion for what they are doing and they only want everyone to be comfortable and happy. and theyve definately looked out for us, the drum tech has saved my ass multiple times on stage during our set, pedals exploding and whatnot. hahaha inbetween smoking endless bowls and guzzling beers amongst 2 twin strippers hahaha funny dude man. i met a really pretty girl in canadia, was a very nice person hope she is able to stay in touch and i can continue to get to know her little better. i hate that, u meet someone and u fucking have2 take off like instantly, bullshit dude bullshit. ms ya lots hope ur well. got to see some other friends form the road and met alot more this tour, lotsa really chill dudes just looking for a great time. that im down for so ive had no problem meeting lotsa ppl everynight, aweeeeeeeesome drunk rambling, later Current Mood: ha Current Music: maroon 5 in the van w waltman
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May 30th, 2005
10:06 am - I kick the shit outta shit boise idaho, fuck idaho. oh well show was fucking amazing last night still, im happy as fuck this tour is almost over. this has been the most frustrating past month n a half of my damn existance. most fucked up too woop woop!! i think were taking off in a minute however so ill make htis quick...
every one of you fuckers come out to the show june 4th. you may not haver heard of couple of the bands, but a reasure you they are worth coming to see. i havent played home in almost a year and im beyond stoked to see everyone and im sure logan is as well. a bu8ncha family is coming out as well so yea everyone you know, tell them. think of it as a huge ass get 2gether cause i wanna party afterwords!! but yea june 4th triple rock its a strange tour but its also prolly the most fun one ive done yet. ive pretty much watched everyset everyband has played on this tour so far, mostly just becasue they are entertaining to watch. and normally that shit gets old after like the 4th or 5th night, but hell no, losa, fight paris, 12 tribes, definatly provide alot of entertainment. be there at 5 bitches, its gonnna be a fucking fun time. oh yea and to clear shit up...
were not breaking up, logan n i are spending june n july in minneapolis sheltered somewhere until we finish our musical bastard baby child, and it will soon be released apon the masses. id tell you to prepare but its really not gonna matter either way, were all dead, burnt to a crisp. Current Mood: ms you Current Music: the format is fucking good dude
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April 18th, 2005
03:29 pm - its happening yet again yes believe it or not i do think im being fucked once againnnnnn... oh well i think im just becoming numb to all this bullshit. maybe its just more proof that its never gonna happen. fuck everything right at this moment. hahaha why do i struggle and try to stay clean and yet the shit seems to turn and fuck me instead. oh well i might as well stop rambling now, going to be the same bitching and whining anyway... gnight fuckers
mwah, dont fucking ms you, dont wanna fucking hang the fuck out, dont, fucking care. haha Current Mood: blank Current Music: disharmonia mundi
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March 21st, 2005
01:30 am - fuck you bick fuctyer!@!! Current Mood: suck it ;fuck3erR!~ Current Music: fuck off
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March 17th, 2005
02:33 am - ahoz zea the computers are weird here so im just gonna tzpe and letters are gonna look rad n stuff k cool.
k first and fucking foremost i got a burned copz of the new soilwork earlz and let me fucking tell zou what. if zou do not buz this cd or somehow burn it and listen to it a million times and shit zour pants on the daz it comes out... zour dead to me. SOILWORK-STABBING THE DRAMA fucking is changing mz life as im tzping this...
second of all, i have 5 shows left on this side of the fucking world and im prettz stoked, im readz to come back to a normal world for a little while.
buz the fucking cd Current Mood: soilwork Current Music: buz it
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March 14th, 2005
02:52 am - ... for any one that smokes pot and enjoys it, Holland is your graceland. ive never once in my life seen so much weed, and different kinds to boot. everywhere you go there is a cafe, and these cafes do not sell what a cafe would normally sell. they only sell weed, well compared to back home, they give it away. you walk in, look at a glossy food menu and decide what type of fucked up you want to be, dude gives you papers, or you can choose from a number of bowls, bongs, pipes or whatever you want to smoke out of from the shelf, and with a smile and thank you (even though the dude prolly doesnt understand english) pull up a chair at the bar or near by table and you basically cant feel anything for the rest of the day. basically one of the most intense and awkward situaions to be taking part in and no one looks down apon you. the joys of smoking weed legally, ive experienced it and understand why america needs it hahahahahaha, welp logan and matt are rolling one again, latere!! Current Mood: obviously Current Music: yea
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March 5th, 2005
01:05 am - RAAAAAWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! yea been a while but i cant be online here...ever... so im taking advantage of free internet at the office of the club. basically im gonna start by saying ive never been so mentally and physically fucked up... ever. were getting fucked really bad in england, basically cause were on this insane ass tour bus which i dont think anyone cares to be on and victory is pulling the last minute charges out of their ass. so we dont get any food at shows, just beer. yea i dont like beer and ive been drunk everynight on that shit for a good week now. why? when all you have to look forward to is getting drunk on beer you know life is shitty. basically the haunted is amazing, yea fucking incredibly amazing. very rad dudes too. the drummer has smoked himself retarded so many times i dont think hes human anymore. but thats pretty rad for us. the only way to describe how i feel is such as follows: buy a plane ticket to another country and dont bring anymoney. yea its fucking shitty, i feel so lonely and out of my element that everything basically blows. the only thing keeping me happy is either booze or weed. i was fucking amazing one night of this tour when hannah came to the show. yea that was short lived, she was coming tonight and last minute realized her mom has the car... wow... i went from the greatest feeling ever to... welp at least we have alotta beer in the fridge, lets see if i can drink more than i did 8 hrs ago and see how close i can come to getting my ass kicked by some retarded fuck i cant understand walking by me in the street. yea my new hobbies include getting trashed and talking to everysingle person in sight as long as i can and getting trashed so i dont feel depressed. in conclusion, this tour is the greatest thing ive ever done and the worst thing ive ever done at the same time.
last night logan and i went to the dance club upstairs and walked around saying hello and immediatly puttin gour hands in the air and rawring as loud as we can. i got super trashed and walked around and met a nice cute girl who logan and i stayed with and used her hair straitner (mine doesnt work here) and only got 1 hour of sleep. i wanted to look nice for you 2night and u couldnt make it, fuck. ha oh well life blows right? i wsh i could help ppl understand the emotions ive been going through. that would be rad, someone that would understand everything perfectly right now. she claims shes coming to visit and stay with me in a couple months, when shes done with school. first of all she says she is afraid of flying, second i can see her parents saying no, and third of all, nothings going my way right now so im not going to count on it.
yea im rambling, prolly from the 6 n half beers i just drank in 15 mins, ima go see if i can find the fridge in the haunteds smoke filled dressing room. im sure theres lots of beer left....
ms u so fucking much, was one of the greatest nights i could have asked for, please dont cry anymore though, believe me its hard enough, k gnight
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January 30th, 2005
05:51 am - holty shit im sooo rucking trashed righ tnow i cant even spell trasheddddd< i wsh i was wiht you , your so pretty fuckmn ballssssssssssssss. k hly shit so im in umm poookiiiipsieeee ny area and im around the east coast which im stoked about cause i havent really been out here yet. my side kick took a swim in the toilet, dont fucking ask. so tmobile is sendin tme a new one and imne is kinda disfunctional dude. im ;pissed, its got aim and internet right now and the screan savor doestn really work it just prevents me from seeing any phone calls or incoming messages FUCK TAHT!!!! k kso i wanna go the the uk right the fuck now, i wanna hang out everyday im there, guhhhh sometimes i wsh i caould just fucking have an amazing person in my life and not worry about anything else. just =fucking, be w them and thats al my life would consist of, how fucking tits would that be righ tnow. fuckinA i gtotta go to bed cause im competely not making this journal worth reading, k goin now. cya soon emily, whaty< were gonna fucking kidnap uhhh certain children and kill minoritys and punch girls in the vag. are lyou fukcing jelious fuckers? hell im jelius of myself, k toodles fucks lov you!
_ faggot Current Mood: eat a docl Current Music: suck it
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January 29th, 2005
03:03 am - Yep I been drinkin again...
 sexy!
man im fucking tired, i enjoy sleeping alittle to much, but then again, you would too if you got to see someone amazing everytime you fell asleep. i finally get to fucking sleep in tomorrow, last 3 days have been like 3 hrs of sleep each night, laaaaaaame. but hey im having a blast and this tour has been so great. everyshow kids are amazing, fucking tearin shit up and chris has turned this band into a monster live. and did i mention we played w mushroomhead last night, fukcing sick as hell. i raped all of them too, sorry inside joke, had to be there. k im fucking passing out, peace.
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December 19th, 2004
12:11 am - home im coming home, ill be there monday afternoon. come see me please, i want to hang out w/ everyone while im home for a few days. cause when i leave a week later, ill be gone alot longer...
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November 30th, 2004
03:39 am - CHAPTER 1: You Fucking Sat On Gum Dude!!! so we pull up to the masqerade or however the fuck you spell the place and unload our gear into a very promissing venue i must say. two opening bands and were up, wow... terrible, my shits falling apart dude. everytime id fucking hit the kick my bass drum would practicly hit some poor dude in the face singing along. hahahaha the drummer from it dies today was holding it for me half the set. in conclusion of the show itself, very very plain. the night before was amazing as well as tonight, fucking sold out every night and getting better and better.
k now the good stuff:
chris (guitar player for it dies today) began smoking us up in the van and entertaining us w/ his storys of sex drugs and rock n roll (heavy on the sex part believe me) during this event the singer of twisted method strolls by and begins conversation. we didnt have a bowl so we were leaded onto a tour bus (logan, matt, chris, myself) heres the kicker, we were playing the same venue as DOPE and TWISTED METHOD!!! so were on the bus having a damn good time and we decide to go watch dope perform. dude, they are fucking sick, at least the drummer is. well they are fucking amazing in an awkward, im not supposed to be enjoying this sorta way... maybe it was the 3 jack n cokes i recieved from the free drink tickets and the large amounts of smoke inhaled into my body... k before ppl freak out, yes booze and weed is basically free everynight, no im not turning into a fucking alchoholic or some crazy shit, i know my limits and i make sure its not gonna be regreted the next day and if im unsure, im sustance free all the way bro. shit goes down every other night at the most mmmkay? k... anyway, so im super fucking drunk and hahaha really high w/ matt n logan (this will probly be a reacurring sentence throughout all these chapters of adventure) and we go load the gear into the trailer but im completely useless because ive been laughing for the past half hour straight and i cant breath or feel my stomich cause i feel like ive been doing crunches all day. we somehow end up back on the tour bus, this time w/ the vocalist and guitarist of dope, fucking DOPE DUDE!!! and we are smoking yet again, and these two huge fucking sluts come on the bus, probly the biggest fakest looking boobs ive ever seen mind you. so were joking around and being complete retards and logan has a ripp in the crotch of his pants and were telling everyone he sat on gum and its stuck to his crotch... im sure you can figure it out... and one of the broads touches his fucking sack dude!! soon as this happened one of the twisted method dudes begins to inform us its time to leave. basically we get kicked off the tour bus because their sluts were more interested in us three drunk/high ass young dudes in tight ass fucking jeans than DOPE or TWISTED METHOD. so we all get in the van and the broads leave w/ two dope dudes and we get them to flash the shit out of us hahahah!! so the dude that kicks us out of the bus starts coming up to the van to make sure we are leaving w/ a pissy look on his face. we get into the street still yelling and making an amazing scene and the dude is following us looking scary as fuck hahaha!! in the end, things were cool and all was settled w TWISTED METHOD and FUCKING DOPE DUDE, DOPE!!! this tour started two days ago and im already gathering entertaining stories holy shit!!
look for storys involving insane deadly cheating lovers involved in crazy black magic witchery, stranded at the hand of bipolar drunken madness at 4 in the morning, and being searched by gun point before waking up covered in girls fucking underwear!!
till next time, hopefully this gets things started decently, not to over the top yet still amazing!! welp im off to sleep next to matt again........i hope he doesnt jerk off tonight..... *quiver* gnight!!! Current Mood: hahahaha fucking free Current Music: these ppl were staying w/ are awkward... cool music fags
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November 24th, 2004
01:40 pm - prologue or whatever... ok so im back in chicago finished w/ the first tour. and i have a few, very very entertaining storys to tell involving drunken n high randomness and awkward scary moments, all of which will be very entertaining. so im going to give them in chapters if you will. look for story 1 late late tonight everyone!!
by the way if your not on your way to milwuakee right now im going to fucking kill you. dead to fall, wdhr show.... Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: necrophagist-rerelease of first cd!!
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November 21st, 2004
06:55 am - bear huntin USA holy shit its 630 in the morning... i need to go to bed... why the fuck wont january hurry the fuck up and get here!!! im tyring to fucking be patient but i fucking cant!!! your so far away!!! FUCK!! ummm i need a camera and a passport like now. i think im going to ramble alot, im in that mood. tonight was a good show, lots of kids, played well, im in memphis, going to guitar center when i wake up to get more new toys already for free!!!!!, this dude has alot of fucking weed o_o ummmm my eyes are burning, i drove alot today and it sucked, but i listened to lots of good music like ummm new dimmu borgir (amazing), decapitated (amazing), new mastadon (amazing), our van died and we borrowing some other bands so we can finish this tour and get home to get another van for the next tour which is going to be amazing like woah shit. i keep eating this dudes twisty umm fruit snack things, ive seriously had like 12 of them... i feel bad but he said take what we want, fuck it. JANUARY is going to be rad, you know why? cause ill finally get to go see new york for like a week and thats not all, yup put a fucking rush order on it. im really starting to think logan wants the band to get coke habbits, its getting to be a pretty out of hand quote. i had alot of dizzle from the mountanizzle today, probly too much, but its soo fucking good. i want to dance w/ the devil in the pale moon light n such sometimes... florida was sweet, but im sick of it already, i think its because im coming back in a week for 6 more shows there. and right after xmas ill be back w/ wdhr. good thing its nice down there and not fucking freezing like back home, actually what the fuck is home anymore? with you i think probly, hopefully... who am i kidding, i found this i like it:
Here's a meaning for my life A shelter from the storm Pacify my troubles with Her body, soft and warm Naked in our unity A smile for every tear Gentle hands that promise me Comfort through the years Yet i know i must be gone Before the light of dawn
isnt that a bitch, i think so.... trust me it is
ha, i cant believe i just waisted 10mins of my life blabbing nonsense, oh well you probly waisted 5 mins reading it so wahtever hahaha. guh i just need to like cuddle or something. welp im gonna get in bed w/ matt... he told me he jerked off next to me in bed last night............................................ awesome....awkward? yea.
pretty Current Mood: high Current Music: matts fucking phone beeping
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November 3rd, 2004
05:13 am - awesome... If anybody needs me ill be in the weight room getting ready for the draft...
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November 1st, 2004
09:05 pm - CAAARRRRNAAAAGE!!!
heres a couple pics of the last couple nights, enjoy...
  Matt taking advantage of the House of Blues rock star treatment, fridge full of bear, soda, water, juice, red bull, you name it. and the food, holy hell, huge buffet of everything imaginable!!! simply amazing!!
ok, this is probly little over 1/3 of the 1300 kids that sold out the show... i was basically shitting my red booty undies when the curtains opened. haha Lindberg would probly kill himself if he was watching us play Slaughter of the Soul dressed like that.
   We stayed up super late carving amazing pumpkins for the stage which turned out to be nothing short of bad ass. Jon was standing on the crowd pretty much the entire set. Probly the highlight of the set was at the end, imagine that many kids singing along to eternal gates!!! Huge fucking goosebumps!!!
 Basically the night was amazing with a PH...
I finally leave for tour friday!! until then im going to the Slayer, mastodon, killswitch show in milwaukee (free thanx to the boys in mastodon, cant wait to meet them!!) and hanging out w my boy Matt whom i grew up with!!! otherwise im being bored in chicago, leave me some love people, ms yaaa'll!!!!
Current Mood: content Current Music: taking back sunday i guess
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October 31st, 2004
03:18 pm - Holy hell 1300 raging, insane, kids, sold out the house of blues last night, and i was wearing a fucking see through white nighty skirt over red lacy fucking booty underwear in front of everyone of them playing Slaughter of the Soul!!!
we will leave it at that for now... toodles Current Mood: i owe you so much! Current Music: centaur... if you havent experience it, do so!!!
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October 30th, 2004
05:10 am - chicago sucks with a PH dude... so tonight i played my first show w the dtf N words and some kid calls out for the intro thing or whatever, 2nd track on first full length... of course he gets leveled and falls to the floor passed out, soon after begins shaking violently and blood comes out of his mouth and he starts swallowing his toung n all this crazy shit starts happening, basically we only got to play 3 songs cause we thought the kid was dead... good job, 35 kids and someone manages to be completely destroyed at a fun little friendly holloween party. so the show is sold out tomorrow night, well late tonight i guess, its gonna rock my frick off yo! we just got done carving amazing pumpkins, logan made a fucking rad snow man pumpkin, complete w three sections, arms, and bulging eyes. i carved a big PH into one, and then we made ton of random other shit, good times, they are going to be on the stage tomorrow night along w other cool lights, candy for the crowd, hot silk nightys, red undys (for me), corpse paint, and SLAUGHTER OF THE FRICKEN SOUL mutha fucks, yea were covering it starting tomorrow night and probly most of the first tour, it sounds bad ass and its fun to play. the kids will like it, its good. however for bad news, logan just decided he's flying out to salt lake again on sunday till like wed or thur, matt is going back to racine during the samw amount of time, soooooooo that means im fucking stuck here w jon, dont get me wrong jon is amazing and im sure many fun times will be had w my new aquired good friend, but... im slowly getting broke... and i could be at home spending time w friends and family before i leave forever and ever and ever and ever, my moms going to kill me, im supposed to be at xmas at my grandpas on the 19, however i dont get home till the 20th, oops. damn i wsh i could afford to get a bus ticket or something, could just come home sunday n head back thur morning, but whateverrrrrrrrrrr. I MISSSSSSSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! logan is going there to see his little gf, must be nice... i took a few amazing pics w logan in our costumes tonight, we are very very hot n sexy dead bitches let me tell you, should be up on myspace soon. welp dont stop sending me messages cause i love jumping on the comp and seeing them, welp i gotta crash cause i actually haveto get up somewhat early compared to the last few days... laaaaaaaaaame, k ready gnight!!! Current Mood: by myself... gotta change..... Current Music: traffic on the freeway
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October 29th, 2004
05:53 am - fuck chicago... oh my god ive only been here 2 n half days n i already got super fucked up and did alot of stupid things down town chicago. so i got to go to victory records yesteday... two copies of byd, new taking back sunday, premonitions of war, handful of other random cds, refused, perfect murder, martyr tshirts, taking back sunday track jacket and messenger bag, all free, i was so freaking out i couldnt decide what to get, but everything and anything involved w/ victory records was free for the fucking taking and were going back in between tours, more and more free shit i probly dont need. that place is amazing and i could not believe i was walking around the place talking to allthe random employees. sounds like im basically going to be on tour untill.... HAHAHAHA... may...wtf am i doing... oh well. all this shits way over my head right now and i gotta get useto it, i went in and got a ton of random drum shit from gc today, half price, and dtf payed for it, i feel like im doing something wrong or like i should be doing something to have all this being thrown in my lap... its really awkward but amazing at the same time. hahahaha sounds like were probly making a video in jan, we decided it has to have alot of snakes, a girl w/ her eyes or mouth melted shut and she's holding a lamp that is shaking violently, and uhhhh one other thing but i forgot, we decided this whilst being drunk, apperently matt had a dream about the girl and it sounded pretty sweet at the time... i thought we should be on a ski hill playing and there should be down hill skiirs all over and jumping over us while we play. other wise we are going to sit on a bench at the bus stop the entire video and then when the song ends we get on the bus and it explodes as it drives away, all of which i thought were amazing ideas for being drunk. im tired but im sleeping on an uncomfortable couch at some random ppls house. apperenlty i send amazing text messages while im drunk so be prepared cause i may send you some randomly. im rambling cause i think im falling asleep finally, couldnt do so before, i gotta get up and carve pumpkins, eat, set up for the show, and one other thing.... oh well. evan i have your byd cd, unfortunately i dunno how your going to get it until i come home dec 20th... i personally dont think its worth the wait, however it is free, and straight out of the victory warehouse to boot. welp im out ya'll send me messages cause i ms everyone already and i have a long ass haul to go!! lates! Current Mood: blank Current Music: uuhhh rain on the window
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July 31st, 2004
10:38 am - aye... so im in canada, been here a couple days and its been amazing. filling for tptd once again, were touring w/ bury your fucking dead and misery fucking signals. dudes are cool as fuckin shit. its nice to cause the drinking age is 18 and were playing 3 bar shows, that means free drink tickets and the bury your dead dudes are all trying to get me plowed each night. yea, its gonna be really depressing to come home. the shows have been amazing, tons and tons of fucking kids and were making endless money too. and the sweet thing is that its all canadian money so the exchange rate will give us even more!!!! we had to hide t-shirts in the paneling of the van to get them through the border w/ out getting taxed so that was pretty sneaky. weeeeell im gonna go do some more partying n such haha, i wanna hang w/ lots of ppl when i get back, im actually home for a little longer than a week so ive been missing ppl. peace!!!! Current Mood: tour!! Current Music: tv i guess
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June 21st, 2004
08:21 pm - burn baby burn... well ive had a few fun days lately. lets see, the one that most comes to mind must be saturday night, wow. it started w/ a two hour shift at work, yup 2 hrs. then i got to matt wdhr's house to begin working on the van. we constructed a large bunk for the back of the van which is amazingly comfortable and has storage underneath, as well as a very sweet entertainment center if you will for well... entertainment. its got a large storage box for the front complete w/ opening and closing lid. the back of it has two selves, on the the tv (which sits at a slant) and the other for the ps2. than below that it has a good sized storage space also complete w/ a moving door and lock. this will hold all the movies, games, and gamecube. we just need a power converter thingy and we can carpet everything and put it all in the van. and i designed, and constructed the entire thing! im trully amazing, if you saw it you would agree. after that i decided to stay at matt n ty's, their friend lucie joined us as well. all in all i got insanely drunk, i dont think ive ever been that drunk in my life and had an amazing time, simply amazing. between setting their couch on fire, have the most intense conversation ive ever had w/ matt for 2 hours, and walking around uptown not much can top that night. and lucie said she would cut and color my hair for dirt cheap if at any cost at all. she just graduated from hair dressing school n stuff so its gonna rule.
welp, we finally found our vocalist. a great dude who goes by the name Berk, he's sexy, he's tough, he throws down (prolly harder than colin) and sounds damn good. this kid was so prepaired for the try out too. he brought a cd w/ him singing on it, a video tape from one of the last shows he played (kid was nuts) and he emailed us lyrics. kid knows whats up. he's from peoria il. but will be here for week n half to perfect everything before we leave july 5. then he will be moving to the area prolly during september. good shit, all you better come out to see him cause he's gonna own your face, then melt it right the fuck off!! buuuUUTTCCCHHH!
welp, im already loosing interest in this small task so i shall be finishing it soon. later ya'llz
if you havent heard this yet... do it...DO IT!! its like three quarters the way down the page, its the www.tandjent.com..... link good god...
http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=200428 Current Mood: chipper Current Music: new meshuggah clip... wow... WOW... IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!
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